Saturday, April 28, 2007

meta marah...[mata merah]

hello. this is parkland medical practical. how may i help u?
hello. i wanna make an appointment.
ok. what about 2.15 pm. is it ok?
i think it's fine.
well, what's ur surname?
salleh. S A L L E H.
ur given name?
nur adlina.N UR A D L I N A
good. do u have OHSC with u?
yeah. i have it.
ok. what's ur contact number?
043******5
that's all.
ok see u later....
tuuuuuttt...

2.10 pm...parkland medical practical
excuse me. i have an appointment at 2.15pm.
what's ur surname?
Salleh.
do u know which doctor u gonna meet?
nop.
can i have u id card please.
here.
ermm..sorry. we didn't accept uniSA student here.
huh??it is only for uni Adelaide student?
yeah...
allaaaa~~~~

kak pijah : pergi lah RAH...
aku : alahai..nk jumpe doc pn susah.
kak pijah : try tanya kak im.

tut tut tut....
kak im : awak pergi je dkt emergency. awak tao tak emergency kt mn?
aku : mn la sy penah masuk RAH.
kak im : ok. awak pergi main enterence n awak nmpak je emergency. klo x jumpe, kol akak.

RAH..counter emergency..
excuse me. i wanna see a doctor.
ok. what ur problem?
my eyes. can u see it? it's red. sometimes it become worse.
hmm...when this happen?
nearly a month.
hmm...i dont think it is a serious problem. do u have GP?
huh?GP?
do u know GP?
nop.
ok. i give u list of GP at Adelaide. u may see them. if here, u gonna wait for a very very long time.
laaaa. ok. give me GP list.
here.
thanks....

end up with bought eyedrop at my chemist n now it's getting better. [hopefully]
kalau la beli eyedrop 2 awl2....

Sunday, April 22, 2007

ketahanan fizikal teruji



Missa sport day 2007
magill campus
9.30am
21st april 2007
netball match
Group – yoyyo..(ade makne ke??)

sendi yg suatu ketika dahulu sentiasa di polish d gilap, jelas terserlah kilauan nye. As time goes on, tiada saat n ketika utk dgilapkn lg, sudah tibanya waktu pencen, so, dgn khadiran oxygen n h2o, maka terbentuklah SENDI III oxide. Smakin hari smakin menebal, n secara tiba2 sendi itu nk dpolishkn kembali, maka lactic acid pula mengambil tempat. Kehadiran yg amat memeritkan lg memedihkan, bertandang walopun untuk seketika cume, namun mampu untuk membuatkn sendi tak bergerak berhari-hari. Berguling, melayang, menerbang, menggelongsor, sume itu adalah aktiviti mem’polish sendi n tulang yg da berkarat. Walau bagaimanapon, kesan karat tidak dpt dihilangkn, kerana ia telah bersemadi kukuh di dasar rawan. Tiada apa nk disesalkn krn pulangannya bole tahan --> 2 pingan bihun gorem, epal ijau sebijik, air 3 gelas, key chain n da best is da cute mug.

Perit…~~~~sakit woo~~~
…amie, I need tukang urut….



best contestant aerobic: next year kite wat breakdance yer...so be prepared...hahahahahahah

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

kelantan seklate-klatenye....

rupa bakal anak aku
awk org mn ha?
teka. awk rs sy org mn?
selangor kot. xpon perak.
hmm...sy org kelantan.
xde rupe kelantan pon.
ape, org kelantan ade rupe tersendiri ke?
ade. org kelantan biasanyer kecik2, putih2, comey2..

haii~~~nk oyap aku dop comey ko..????!! arrghhh...key aku kecek klate stret key, terngago la pulok. biso dio bule kenal ore kg aku. aku sdiri pon kadey2 xleh cey. klo dgr kecek, insyaAllah tao. ade bao2 budu sket 2 gak...mmg sah!!!

klo tsam ade rupe kelantan.
hah??
baguh r kak lin. rupe ko rupe org kl..
xnak!!!aku ore klate. budu 2 mknn aku tao. bao budu pom aku bule cey.

lamo dop makey budu. mn la nk cari cni. sedap nyo, cicoh nga uley puyo pata. pah2 ikey bakar nga singge. yum yum~~~teley air lio ja la.

way back fr aldinga


mereka

kelantanese [baju ijau 2 x]

Friday, April 13, 2007

uncle yg sesat

how's ur journey girls?
ok. not bad.
can u sleep?
yep.

mlsnyer nk layan uncle ni. he looked nice but may b dgn mata yg x brape nk celik, so lyn x lyn je uncle ni.

if u all can't sleep, u can go down here n have a talk 'bout religion.
r u intersted with our religion?
yeah.im a muslim.

really didn't expect dat FIREFLY's driver is a muslim. what a surprise man!!it's easy 2 expect dat we're muslim bcoz of our scaft but guy, hmm....pretty hard.

Are u Australian?
no. im turkish. N u r?
Im Malaysian.
do u read koran?

what koran?

paim: yeah. we read it everynite.
uncle: how do u read it?in arabic language?
paim: yea. den we have translation in our language.
uncle: oooo...we read it in our language. so we can understand it better.

owh..al-quran ke....igtkn koran mnde...

do u know why u r wearing this??(by showing my ‘tudung’)
because we need to.

Cmne nk ckp suh tutup aurat ni…hish..~~

U know what, my daughter, my aunt didn’t wear it. Because we know that covered women juz in arab culture. There’s nothing in Koran ask women to covered their head.

Hai uncle ni nk tipu aku le tu. I wanna give him dalil, but that time I cant find any dalil. Ms skolah dulu, ye2 hafal. Now, I cant remember it, even one. Ya Allah ampunilah hamba-Mu. Ni dalil die:

يَـٰٓأَيُّہَا ٱلنَّبِىُّ قُل لِّأَزۡوَٲجِكَ وَبَنَاتِكَ وَنِسَآءِ ٱلۡمُؤۡمِنِينَ يُدۡنِينَ عَلَيۡہِنَّ مِن جَلَـٰبِيبِهِنَّۚ ذَٲلِكَ أَدۡنَىٰٓ أَن يُعۡرَفۡنَ فَلَا يُؤۡذَيۡنَۗ وَكَانَ ٱللَّهُ غَفُورً۬ا رَّحِيمً۬ا (٥٩)

Wahai Nabi, katakanlah kepada isteri2mu, anak2 perempuan mu, dan isteri org2 mukmin, “hendaklah mereka menutup jilbab mereka ke seluruhan tubuh mereka.” Yg demikian itu agar mereka lebih mudah dikenali, sehingga mereka tidak diganggu. Dan Allah maha pengampun dan penyayang.
al-ahzab:59

Terang tang2 kene pakei tudung. Xkhatam quran uncle ni. Da tu blagak pandei la plk.

N u noe the other thing. Covered women are free women and uncovered women are slaves. This is only in their culture. If u r covered, ppl noe dat u r free. If u not, u r slave. Dat’s y I didn’t ask my daughter covered their head bcos it is not our culture. It’s Arabic. N u r Malaysian. U r not Arabic.

Hai…nk suh aku bkk tudung ke. Sorry man. Although im not wearing proper jilbab, don’t u ever think 2 putar belit my aqidah. Klo nk sebar ajaran sesat pn, it’s not me. Byk la uncle 2 crite. Psl mknn halal. He said dat halal is bullshit. Bcos America create halal. N they make bullshit with halal sign. So whenever u saw halal, it’s bullshit. He never eat at halal restaurant, or whenever he saw halal, bcos he knows dat halal is bullshit. Den, he always eat at non-halal la..what a stupid man. Den he told me bout the story of khalif umr. Yea, im jus listening without any feeling. I noe, dat’s gonna be a lie. He told dat one day, a slave woman, came to mosque. She’s covered. Umr came, he pulled her jilbab n beated her. Everyone noe dat umr was da most garang khalif, but did he do dat??im not gonna believe u la man. Don’t make a tale story here laa….what a sesat uncle..!!!!

Thursday, April 5, 2007

katok ooo katok

maghi wei oghe kapom sumo, kito pakak2 tengok katok. bukey nok oyap darak katok, tp gak, katok ni memey ganah r. katok kapom kawe tadop hok lagu ni. klo ado katok lagu ni dale jambe umh kawe, memey g jual r katok 2. bule wat pitih sikik sebanyok. ni dop, hok ado dale jambe skalo katok2 glenya. hoo~~ brehi sungguh duk dale jambe. gherey nok kenyek. tym nk wat projek besa, tym 2 la dio duk nyepa tepi dinding. memey kakah dop malu lasum. bukenyo tao nok tutup mato. koho luah kalih dio bukok mato. kalo jupo ke kawe memey tobak masuk dale lubey jambe la katok 2. dop pom kno henja nga batey nyapuh. padey doh nga muko. kalu nok glenye, g glenya nga katok tino laem la. kaba la sket, demo 2 katok, kito ni oghe. kaba sket gak...

tayangan best...enjoy!!

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

dia yg dirahmati

akak tu smpei kol bape?
kol 6 pg td lg. tp kan mn ade bas time 2. sy suh die tunggu smpei kol 6.30-7.00...
kesian akak 2 tunggu lm...skang da kol 7 lbey...

dr jaoh da nmpak 2 org yg pakei tudung dkt central bus station...kami masuk ikot pintu blakang, saje nk kejotkan akak2 tu...

assalamualaikum...ni kak *** ng kak __ ke?
waalaikumusalam...

aik..ni minah cina mn plk..pakei tudung tp muka sebijk cina..ade mix mn2 la tu kot...

sy kak ___, ni kak ***...
da lm akak tunggu?kesian akak tunggu lm....
eh xpe...akak paham..mn ade bas awl2 pg ni. lgpn hr ni kan hr sabtu....

aku jln ng kak ***, syidah jln ng kak ___....

ade pasar x dkt cni?
ade central market. bkk da kot. die bkk kol 7.
akak igt nk masak...
wow!!!akak nk masak ape?

die dtg dr jaoh, die plk kne masak...x patot tol lyn tetamu cam2...

akak nk wat piza. tepung ade?
piza...hmmm best2..tepung ade...tny sket bole kak?
ape?
akak ade mix ng cina ke?
akak mmg org cina..
aik???akak mualaf ke?
a'a....

Ya Allah....1st time jumpe ng mualaf....bagus nyer die...Alhamdulillah akak ni dpt hidayah dr Allah..hanya insan tg terpilih sj yg mendapat hidayah sebesar ini....

bl akak convert?
b4 dtg cni...da hampir 3thn lbey da la...
cmne akak terpikir nk peluk Islam...mak akak x marah ke?
mak akak xtao pn..
huh??
akak da 3 thn x blk..
mak akak x syak ape2 ke?
akak da ckp dkt die yg akak xnk blk shingga abis blaja.....lgpn kami bkn org sng....diorg phm...
akak da kawin kan?
a'a...
mak akak tao akak da kawin??
tak..

Ya Allah...semakin menarik kisah ini..
aku sepatotnyer bersyukur sbb dilahirkan dlm islam. xde masalah dlm beribadat. xpayah pk antara family ng agama sbb family ku mnyokong agama ku... cuba pk psl mualaf. terpaksa beribadat nyorok2 sbb takot mak ayh tao. klo mak ayah tao, may be hubungan family akn putus. org yg kite syg terpaksa kita tinggalkn. tp kdg2, mualaf ni lbey mulia sbb mereka berusaha nk memantapkan iman. aku??ilmu yg ade pn xnk amalkn...bl x amal, mula la lupa....bl da lupa, bl hadapi masalah, mula la terkial2...xtao nk wat cmne....tym 2 mn nk cr ustaz ustazah??hnya bole bertny kt membe2 yg blaja agama....

Friday, March 23, 2007

kayuh-kayuhan

sebermula kisah kembali kepada zaman dahulu kala.

dulu : kayuh basikal murah2 je g skolah
skang : basikal murah gak. xsampei 100 pon tp klo convert 2 rm, maonyer 200 lbey...
dulu : moto je yg pakei helmet. nek basikal yg pkei helmet 2, atlit jer..
skang : xpakei helmet nt kne saman ng police karang..
dulu : g skolah ng ertiena.
skang : g ng syidah. comey je die berbasikal atas jln. anak sapa la terlepas kat jalan raya tgh2 bandar ni...
dulu : klo naseb bek, terserempak ng sumi. nk cycle ng die, malu...hahhaah...cite lame..
skang : serempak ng mamat2 saleh...diorg pecot cam plesit...
dulu : ade pengawas jaga basikal.
skang : serah pd tuhan dan malaikat sepenuhnyer.
dulu : ms cycle bole borak2...
skang : sorg depan sorg blakang, bl ms nk borak. melaung la klo nk borak...
dulu : cycle relax jer. naik basikal enjoy.
skang : separuh jln da penat. menghitung mase bl la nk sampei.
dulu : muda
skang : tak tua lg..

after skolah rendah mmg x pndang da bskal. da ade lesen moto, ngade tanak nek bas. bl da ade lesen keta lak, nek moto tgk cuace. klo terik, ade alasan nk bw keta. klo hujan lg le xjeling moto. tp skang, hanya basikal yg mampu...

IMBAOAN DARJAH 6....

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

sehari semalam d stepney


Selamat hari jadi ke fatihah a.k.a pete yg ke-20. welcome to da group. Dgn kehadiran tetamu yg diundang dan x diundang, majlis berlangsung dgn meriah sekali.

‘kak lin, aku gune kamera ko’
‘guno la..wak po harto mu las…laptop mu jd harta aku des’

Aku tao, sikik banyok, si ibtisam supo xse wi, tp gak…alahh…bukenyo sokmo aku guno..mlm 2 jah…pahni mu nk paka, paka la 24je pom…aku xkelih eh…

11.00mlm
‘wes, aku ngatop do ni…nk tido mn?’
‘meh kak lin tdo blik amie des’
‘nk tdo gano mi?’
‘gini las, ami akak tile msuk bilik ni des’
‘syam, bule dop aku akak tile mu turun bwh ni’
‘angkat la kaklin’

Minah 2 tgh sebok men fs…tok abih2 ng fs..tok puah ko….gapo la dio selidik…

3.00pg
Mato tok leh tutup lg…lapu lamo do dop nyalo…tp mulut kami b3 still lg bunyi…
‘kol bapo do ni? Aku sekak2 sapa cni, jd tdo awl sokmo’
‘kol 3 do’
‘lewat do. Tdo la wei. Sep2 mu kne bgn awl sok. Aku xpo. Aku tetamu’

Suasana sunyi beta. Masim2 laye mato hok kuyu do…
Tiba2…
KrOooOoOokkk kreEEeEEeekkk~~~
‘Bunyi gapo 2 mie? Mu lapa ko?’
‘hahahahahah…dop eh..’

Bunyi perot meme tok leh tehe. Klo kentot ko, bersin ke, bendo 2 bole lg cover. Bab2 perot ni lemah toi…

Esoknye..
Tigo kali gak ngadap diorg nyer bihun tomyam. Buke lapa sgt pom, temey tetamu ja. Telio tgk ore make. Make skali la. Buke sokmo bole make gni. Tok cukup ng make c2, wat blk plop. Anak2 dumos jge wat tok igt. Hok plg best 3 jenih kek raso. Sume best2.. [sedak ‘oh] timo kasih byk2 la ke tue umh (sometimes dey tot im 1 of resident ther..jus pretending)

Thanks 2 amie, syam, pete n ummu sbb bg aku merempat beta d umh mereka. Seney2 mai la tdo umh aku plop. Umh aku kecik ja. Tok supo umh sep2 mu. Ado 7 blik. Umh aku 3 blk ja. Tp klo nk tdo bwh, bole la nk sumbat 5-6 ore. Aku hamparkn kapet ke sep2 mu.

Halalkan tenet 2 des. Bole aku berchatting2..hahaha..habit yg aku tgh poso loni. Bl la umh ni msuk tenet..??

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

seharian yg menyoronokkan...


dulu hanya mendengar...
sekarang mempraktikkannye...
dulu hanya imiginasi...
sekarang menjadi realiti...
dulu bole mengharap...
sekarang kena bersedia...
solat adalah kewajipan...
walao di mana dan ape jua keadaan,
fardu ini tetap dijunjung...
suke2 jgk..
syonok2 jgk...
yg 'penting' jgn diabaikan...

quleq : dia g wildlife park hari 2..ng tuan aku..
rocher : aku tao..byk gile gmba die amk...
zefee : alah..die ni mmg xleh jumpe kamera..
rocher : yg ko jeles ng die ni nape?
zefee : aku jeles?mn de..
quleq : whatever~~~
rocher : aku suke tgk gamba die kat giant playground..
quleq : sume bende die main...tebang, melayang, menggelongsor..tringat kat genting.
zefee : dah2...makin korg citer, makin aku jeles..aku nk g gak..
rocher : akn tiba mase ko smpei cna..insyaAllah..




Tuesday, March 13, 2007

perkenalan suatu permulaan


Quleq : assalamualaikum.
Zefee : waalaikumussalam.
Quleq : aku Quleq. ko?
Zefee : owh…aku zefee…Quleq? Peliknye name. org abo ke?
Quleq : tak laa…quleq stand for kecik n moleq. Sptotnye keleq tp sbb keleq x best

so tuka ke quleq. Glamour sket. ko lak?
Zefee : sbb aku zirafah. U know what, sbrnyer tuan aku kasi aku dkt puteri bongsu

nk perli puteri bongsu sbnrnyer.
Quleq : owh. Aku paham sbb die tinggi kan…sbnrnyer ko jeles..
Zefee : mn ade. Sape nk jd tinggi melongjong cam die. Tu abnormal namenyer.
Rocher : excuse me…ape korg borak?
Zefee : bdk mn lak menyemak cni?rocher : rocher..
Quleq : fuh! Name omputeh 2…
Rocher : ferreo rocher. Bcos I came with ferrero rocher, so puteri bongsu called m
e
rocher.
Zefee : yanneee..sape tuan korg huh? Tuan aku denin. Seseorg yg sentiasa

memahami jiwa puteri bongsu dlm ape jua keadaan pon..
rocher : denin..!!!my master knows denin…of coz they know each other..they’r

very close. My master is sya. Her besfren ever…her driver sometimes
Quleq : oo…korg da knl la ek. Tuan aku amie. Roommate kesayangan puteri

bongsu. Mesti die sedih sbb da tak bersama tuan aku. Tp since I’m here, cm
tuan aku ade cni gak rr. Substitute.
Zefee : c’mon beb. Kite sume cni sbb nk mngingatkn puteri bongsu ke mmbe

die Bkn ko sorg k.
Rocher : ko ni sm cam tuan ko. Hormat sket quleq 2. die yg plg tue tao.
Zefee : plg tue?
Rocher : ye r. da die yg first puteri bongsu dpt.
Quleq : sempena birthday yg ke 20.
Zefee : ek eles…ko igt ko sorg je ke? Aku pom sempena birthday 20 gak. Juz lmbat sket

smpei. Oo..da tue. Kne hormat org tue..sensitive.. hahaahh
Rocher : so I’m da special laa…hahaha…kerana keberangkatan puteri bongsu ke

perantauan. Huhuhu.
Zefee : ko g ek klia. Ko xpe la sng. Bangi je. Dkt sgt2..aku lain..jaoh. da le mlm.

Tuan aku nk g gak tp keadaan tidak mengizinkan.
Quleq : tuan aku pom x g gak. Allaa…nt diorg jumpe gak kt cna.. tiada ape yg dpt
memisahkan mereka.
Rocher : tuan ko dpt cna gak ke?
Quleq : yap. Same place but different uni.
Rocher : ooo. Tuan aku insyaAllah ke Ireland. I hope she’ll pass her xm n interview.
Zefee : so kire tuan2 kite ni grade oversea laa..
Quleq : ur master?
Rocher : tuan die special. Mere India mere India ~~~..
Zefee : shut up. Aku da redha daa.