Saturday, December 17, 2011

cerita gay


22 muharam

lamenye x menulis. idea ade, kerajinan takde. so what to do?do nothing laa..everyday counting days. countdown to graduation ceremony. yes!!! im graduating. Alhamdulillaih. finally B.Phar in my hand. thank you Allah, thank you cek ayah. i love u!! countdown to BFG. yes!!im going back. cant wait for this. ohooo cpt la masa berlalu. so many things must be settled down over there. countdown to big day. yes!!! ok yg ni kite cite lain. lari topik...xde kne mngena ng gay..hahahah

pg ni bkk fb nmpk post pasal ORG LELAKI MELAYU ISLAM NIKAH NG LELAKI IRELAND!. klo da nikah lelaki ng lelaki ni, nk kate islam lg ke?ok no komen. this is the sad story la. org kawen patotnye gembira. tp ni sedih. haih manusia. manusia xkenang jasa mak bapak. tgk gmba seyesly geli. laki kiss laki. open2 lak tuh. wek wek wekkk muntah hijau purple kelabu taik aying sume ade. astaghfirullah. kisah mamat songsang ni ade kt cni http://sozcyili.blogspot.com/2011/12/perkahwinan-gay-pertama-lelaki-melayu.html

oh lately myb aku tgk byk kisah gay. [1]'personal preference'. kisah pompuan duk serumah ng laki mnyamar gay. last2 die jatuh hati ng mamat ni. mamat ni plk jatuh hati kt die gak. last2 sume terbongkar. [2]'coffee prince'. kisah ni plk kisah tomboi. pompuan la. pstu ade sorg mamat ni igtkan die laki. so diorg kwn la. lm2, minah tomboi ni tersuke la mamat ni tp diam je. mamat ni plk mcm tersuke gak minah tomboi ni. pstu die cuak igtkan die tu gay. hahahah. ending xtahu lg. br separuh khatam. hr2 duktgk cite korea je la. smbil tunggu 29dec nuuuuu..lmnyer rs~

ok las, dat's all la for today. next update xtahu bile la..

Friday, December 2, 2011

how i wish

7 muharram

how i wish to be there..
together celebrating with you..
with your beautiful dress...
gorgeous bride with your charming groom..

selamat pengantin baru amey!!
semoga masjid yg dibina berkekalan hingga ke syurga..



sedih gilerrrr xle blk ohkey!!!! uwaaaaa TT____TT

full story here

Friday, October 14, 2011

david beckham

Thursday, October 13, 2011

joke

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

business

Thursday, September 29, 2011

aminah


1 zulqaedah

Aminah adalah sorang budak pompuan yang malas dan tak pernah tumpukan perhatian. 1 hari kat kelas agama,dia tido je cam biasa. Ustazah pun tanya soalan "Sape orang yang patut kita hormati dan sayangi?". Takde sape jawab. Ada ar sorang budak laki kat belakang Aminah tu jahat sikit. Dia pun cocok bontot Aminah dengan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "MAK!!" Ustazah pun puji Aminah sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.

Aminah sambung tido balik. Ustazah tanya lagi soalan. "Sape pencipta alam dan segalanya?" Budak tu cocok lagi ngan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "YA ALLAH!!" Sekali lagi ustazah puji dia sebab bagi jawapan yang betol. Aminah sambung tido balik. Pastu ustazah pun tanya lagi soalan. "Apa yang patut sorang isteri ucapkan pada suami setiap kali sebelum tidur?" Budak tu cocok lagi. Tapi kali ni Aminah bengang dan dia kata "Ko cocok bontot aku pakai benda tu lagi siap ko!!" Ustazah tu terus pengsan...sekian~~~



Tuesday, August 23, 2011

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Sunday, July 3, 2011

never like before

2 shaban

turning to 25 tomorrow. wowawwwww!!!dont say anything ohkey. it just a number..

btw, got 2 surprises tonite from my 2 best buddies.

one: paim!she is sooo lovely. thanks for the cupcakes. for 5 years, u never fail to make surprise for my birthday. *sorry paim, gmba xtransfer lg*

second: from my sweetie yummie lovie fiance. he bought me a secret recipe cake, a birthday candle and a box of gift. yes we celebrate it together. the cake is sooooooo delicious. but then, he finished all of them. so mean kan. die beli, die plk abihkan...nway, its olrite. because i am a good girl, he can have all of them. the effort is more important isnt it. really appreciate it. *hugs hugs*. next year, we celebrate together deh....


miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Sunday, June 12, 2011

macam macam


10 rejab

geram, sedih, sakit hati, jauh hati, terase hati, kecik hati, makan hati, patah hati. kesian kau hati.
xgune ckp byk pon, org xkn phm. baik aku diam.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

placement episode 1

30 jamadil akhir

da masuk 4 hr aku buat placement kt chemist warehouse. from 9 - 5.30 weekdays. break setengah jam je. ok la tu. pape je la labu. kuar hr2 kol 8.30 smpi chemist kol 8.45. awlnyer masukkkkkkk. kan kan kannn. da le xberbayar. dlo ms keja farmasi msia spatotnye kol 9 masuk, kol 930 br nk smpi. blk kol 5, 430 aku da blah. hahahah...

cite hr ni...
counseling patot buat 5 utk mgu 1st, tp hr ni br buat yg 1st. lg 4 kne buat esok xtaw la sempat ke x. Rx ade la 400 sehari, nk buat 1 pon susa. td rs cam lawak je nk counsel patient. ade sorg ni nk amk mirtazapine, ubat depression. since this medicine is new for him, so i have to counsel him la kan about how to take, side effect, etc...then my pharmacist ask me to practice with him first. punye la aku hapal point2 nk ckp. nk ckp org putih ni. klo ckp melayu xpe. seb bek la pharmacist tu malaysian, so slang2 language malay aku die phm la. aishh rs nk je praktis kok melayu je. hahah. sekali bl g kt patient tu, 'me english NO'. hayyoooo. ape aku ckp confirm2 la die x phm. pharmacist jugak yg kne ckp. sng je die counsel. die ckp 'ONE' dgn tunjuk jari telunjuk 1, pastu 'SLEEP' ng buat2 nk tdo. hayyooooo...bile aku nk buat task aku gni!!!da hapal siap2, skali xleh pulak dah. seb bek la pharmacist aku tu baik giler. die kate since aku da prepare yg tu, so pretend la die tu patient. so aku counsel die je la. hahahahha. alhamdulilaahhh...

cite kedua...
helen dtg weii!!!smlm org uni tepon ckp helen nk dtg next couple of week. so hr ni aku xprepare langsung nk jumpe helen. tp sonok kot jumpe lecturer. die dtg tny kaba cmne sume. ok ke x. hehehhe. i am so happy she was here. deng deng deng. lst2 ms nk blk, aku peluk die. nguahahahah. da le kt uni, dr 1st year lg aku takot ng die. kne counseling hr tu pon ng die jugak. cuakkkkkkk. skali last2, aku peluk die jugak. kuikuikuiii...

cite ketiga..
esok la. tunang da suh g mndi. sian die xterlayan sejak2 masuk keja. penatttt kott. hahah da le die keja mlm skang. so klo borak pon, kejab je la. sori la bam. i busy la. huhuhuh